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Hat In The City: Animals Nesting In SJP's Hair

I understand she's a style icon, and I accept there are certain things I will never understand about fashion, but seriously now. Seriously. What the hell is that on Sarah Jessica's head? She looks like an extra from the Disney on Ice version of Pocahontas, she's the spirit of the acorn or something. Is it a weird, post-modern joke? Is this some kind of Emperor's New Clothes thing? Someone needs to tell me why a person would mount that on their head, stat.

Via Just Jared.

SJP Is Just Like Us, Only With Way More Money

You can all stop wondering, folks. Sarah Jessica Parker has figured out what's wrong with New York. Yes, it's all the damned rich people, gentrifying up the place. In an interview with the National Enquirer, the "Sex and the City" star waxed moronic about how she really dislikes New York because there are too many rich people now and it isn't real any more. I'm not sure what's more troubling about this, the idea that SJP, who has made her living off of highlighting the glamour of New York is now bemoaning it, or the idea that she thinks the rich people just showed up to New York in the last couple of years.

Sweetie, New York has been full of rich people since those same rich people bought it from the locals for a handful of beads. It's sweet to romanticize the New York of the 70s (you may be the only person doing it, but that's okay, you've always been a ground-breaker), but New York was full of the richest and the poorest then, and it still is. You're only noticing the rich people more because you are the rich people. If you're so dissatisfied with it, move to Jersey.

Via Crazy Days and Nights.

Now The Times Has A Bitchy Blog

The New York Times now has a sharp-tongued gossip girl. What has this world come to? Yes, it's funny. The occasional column "Very" is a list of catty insults like "Kristin Davis is very J Crew bridal collection (always the bridesmaid limited edition)." But still, when the Grey Lady begins publishing a mean-girl blog, what are the rest of us to do? 

Seriously, OMG, SJP?

Let's just leave it to the title of the blog "Seriously? OMG! WTF?" to describe Sarah Jessica Parker's outfit here. It really looks like she's in some kind of public service announcement about the dangers of scrunchies. I know that to reach the stars you sometimes run the risk of disaster, but why does it always fall to Sarah Jessica Parker to be the Christa MacAuliffe of fashion?

Snoop Dogg And Sarah Jessica Parker In L'Uomo Vogue

Snoop Dogg (left) and Sarah Jessica Parker (right) are on the cover of the Italian Men's Vogue. Or is that a Borzoi? Sometimes it's hard to tell. They both have these incredibly pointy faces and shaggy hair.

More photos at ONTD.

Sarah Jessica Parker Goes Shopping

Normally I wouldn't bother posting a random picture of Sarah Jessica Parker from the filming of the "Sex And The City" movie. There's no need for spoilers for the movie: It's going to be the same stale drama as the show, reheated and served lukewarm on a larger screen.

But today, I like what the stylists have done with Carrie's outfit. So, I'm going to allow myself to believe that the movie might be fun to watch.

Today, because the sun is shining and Sarah Jessica Parker has a cute haircut, "Sex And The City: The Movie" seems like an agreeable fantasy of love and privilege in New York rather than the steaming pile of crap I know it to be.

This fulfills my court-ordered quota of niceness for the day. Later, we'll be making character judgments about women based on the men standing next to them in photos.

We're Just Like Stars!

Hayden Panettiere bought a magazine! Did you know I once bought a magazine, too? Although I have to say, it's been awhile. Mostly I read the Hollywood Reporter online. I guess they don't have the internet out where Hayden lives. Poor thing.

Tom Brady wears briefs from Calvin Klein! I once had a pair of those. They're kind of expensive though. I mostly get my drawers at the dollar store these days. It's not like anyone but me will ever see them.

Eva Longoria got all choked-up when people yelled at her! I'm just like her, because I cry whenever anyone talks to me, too!

Chris "Mr. Big" Noth says a burly truck driver asked him when he's going to get hitched to Sarah Jessica "Carrie" Parker. Someone asked me when I was going to get married, but it was my parents, and they asked in a sort of hopeless way that suggested they knew the answer was "nobody's enough of a sucker to agree to that."

Monday Morning Links: Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Alexis Arquette

Just Jared spotted Zac Efron pumping gas for Vanessa Hudgens, if you know what I mean. And I mean that they were at a gas station putting petroleum products into an automobile. Heh. Heh. Heh.

Splash News implies, but does not say, that Alexis Arquette is totally a furry.

Wealthy people must have other people to plan their parties for them, because (TMZ says)
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are getting married in less than two weeks.

TV Guide says that the "Sex And The City" team has been filming extra fake movie scenes around town to throw people off. I don't know why they bother. The desperate fans are going to see the movie anyway, and nobody else actually cares about Carrie and Big anymore.

The Hater haterates on Jamie Foxx in their usual hilarious way. It's a shame that Kanye West is getting so much press for his arrogance and self-centeredness these days, because it totally takes away the attention we should be paying to Jamie Foxx and his egomania.

Movie Updates Involving Sex And A City: "Sex And The City," "Harvey Milk"

HeatWorld says Sarah Jessica Parker's Carrie Bradshaw will in fact marry Mr. Big at the end of the "Sex And The City" movie. I would have warned you it was a spoiler, but give me a break. You had to see that coming a million miles away. If Carrie doesn't marry Big then TV and film audiences aren't suckers for a happy ending.

The Hollywood Reporter says Sean Penn will be cast as Harvey Milk, an early gay-rights activist and San Francisco board of supervisors member assassinated  in 1978. Gus Van Sant directs the biopic; Matt Damon plays the killer colleague Dan White.

Sarah Jessica Parker Launches New Fragrance

- Licensed photo provided to GG by PR Photos

Sarah Jessica Parker unveiled her newest perfume, "Covet," yesterday at Macy’s Herald Square. The perfume sells for $68.00 and follows up her first scent, "Lovely," which hit stores in 2005. Both fragrances are manufactured by Coty.

- Licensed photos provided to GG by PR Photos

This clip from You Tube is in French and I believe currently airs on French television.

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