May 08, 2008

Matt Damon Is Not A 70s Porn Star

No matter how much this mustache makes him look like one. Yikes.

Mattdamonpedostasche You know, women get a million miles of press when they ugly it up for a film, I think we have to give Matt some credit here. It takes a strong man to wear a haircut/glasses/mustache combination this aggressively ugly. And with the plaid shirt and cardigan, too! They've taken a pretty boy and turned him into the dad from "Malcolm in the Middle."

This is not a good look for our little Matty. Let's see if Sarah Silverman is willing to F%$# him now.

Via ONTD.

February 26, 2008

How Many Bourne Movies Do We Need?

Bourne2 Daily Blabber alerts us to the fact that Matt Damon has committed to making a fourth installment in the Bourne series. I find this depressing.

Yes, I liked the first three movies. But they kind of wrapped things up nicely and I feel that they're done with the concept. He's truly solved his identity. What's he going to do now, help Wolverine recover his secret-agent repressed memories?

Blabber suggests the movie will be called "The Bourne Redundancy," which is pretty good. If Jason Bourne becomes the next James Bond, we're going to need more movie ideas than that, though. Here are my ideas (Note to studios: One hundred grand a pop if you want to option these ideas.)

"The Bourne Pipeline:" Russian oil barons collude with Afghani opium lords and Islamic terrorists to build an oil pipeline that for oil that won't be sold to Americans. Jason Bourne finds out, and ass-kicking ensues.

"Bourne Law & Bourne Order:" Jason Bourne goes undercover as a cop in New York City. He kicks ass. This is his story.

"Still Bourne:" Jason Bourne discovers that a doctor is harvesting babies for their organs, and telling their mothers that the babies died. Ass-kicking ensues.

"License To Bourne:" Jason Bourne (played by Ben Affleck this time) discovers that someone is making movies about his life without paying him any licensing fees. A lawsuit and ass-kicking ensue.

November 14, 2007

People Releases Sexiest Men List

MattdamonsexiestmanAttention appreciators of good-looking men! Today is your day: People Magazine has released its annual "Sexiest Men Alive" list.

None of the previous year's winners have died, but I guess some have become unsexy, while new sexiness has arrived on the scene to compete with the previously existing talent.

Is it a talent? Whatever. It's sexy.

Winner: Matt Damon, 32, who describes himself as "an aging suburban dad." Well, duh. Isn't that every People reader's ultimate sexual fantasy?

September 10, 2007

Movie Updates Involving Sex And A City: "Sex And The City," "Harvey Milk"

Sarahjessicaparkerthumb_2 HeatWorld says Sarah Jessica Parker's Carrie Bradshaw will in fact marry Mr. Big at the end of the "Sex And The City" movie. I would have warned you it was a spoiler, but give me a break. You had to see that coming a million miles away. If Carrie doesn't marry Big then TV and film audiences aren't suckers for a happy ending.


Seanpennthumb The Hollywood Reporter says Sean Penn will be cast as Harvey Milk, an early gay-rights activist and San Francisco board of supervisors member assassinated  in 1978. Gus Van Sant directs the biopic; Matt Damon plays the killer colleague Dan White.

August 13, 2007

Matt Damon Heads To Spain

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Hot off "The Bourne Ultimatum," Matt Damon, his wife Luciana Barroso and their daughter Isabella, arrive on the Costa del Sol in Spain - I think this was earlier today.

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July 26, 2007

Matt Damon: "The Bourne Ultimatum" Premiere

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It's a good week to be Matt Damon.  On Wednesday, he received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and then attended the premiere of the third installment of his anticipated Bourne film, "The Bourne Ultimatum," which hits theaters on August 3.  He's pictured above (and below) with his wife of two years, Luciana Bozán Barroso.

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Matt Damon Gets His Star

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Matt Damon received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Wednesday. He's got a lot of good work to be proud of, so this was a long time in coming.

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July 02, 2007

Star Dusting

Kwik_emart "Thank You.  Come Again." - AP News

RIP Captain America - Newsday

Matt Damon To Play Captain Kirk. Adrien Brody & Gary Sinise To Play "Spock" and "Bones" - eCanada

Paying Tribute To Lady Di - Reuters

No Prince Album In Britain - UPI

Actress Vivica Fox Calls Cop Racist - Fredericksburg.com

Movie Critic Joel Siegel Dies - Coming Soon

More Muppet Fiction - You Tube

June 11, 2007

"Ocean's 13" Comes Out On Top

O13When George Clooney, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle and Al Pacino all star in the same film, it's probably not the best strategic move to release your film at the same time, thus you end up like "Hostel: II," which premiered this weekend alongside Clooney and his cast of characters in "Ocean's 13," and got severely whipped at the box office, taking in a mere $8.7 million, compared to "Ocean's 13," which came out on top, taking in an estimated $37 million over the weekend.

"Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End," fell to number 2, taking in an estimated $21.3 million.

Falling from the second spot last week to third this week was "Knocked Up," with $20 million.

"Surf's Up," which also made a debut this weekend, came in at number 4, taking in $18 million.

"Shrek the Third" fell to number 5 with $15.7 million in estimated receipts.

Horror's "Hostel: Part II" premiered at number 6 with $8.7 million.

"Mr. Brooks" landed at number 7 with $5 million.

"Spider-Man 3" bottomed out, falling to number 8 while taking in about $4.4 million.

"Waitress" fell to the ninth spot with $1.6 million.

Surprisingly, "Disturbia" managed to hang on, rounding out the top 10 and taking in $550,000.

Related:

Ocean's 13 Premiere Photos

June 06, 2007

Ocean's 13 Premiere

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Stars turned out yesterday for the long awaited premiere of "Ocean's 13" at Grauman's Theater in Hollywood.

The film stars George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Michael Mantell, Andy Garcia, Al Pacino, Don Cheadle, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Bernie Mac, Ellen Barkin, Elliott Gould and lots more. Check out IMDB for the full cast list.

The film opens nationwide this Friday, June 8th.

Visit the Ocean's 13 official site to view the trailer.

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