After all the pomp, after all the circumstance, did "the most amazing wedding (EVER)" even officially occur?
Well, that's a matter of debate.
What we do know is the circus that "Tomkat" brought to the small Italian village of Bracciano was not, in fact, a legally binding marriage. See, The Cruise-ster and his future ex-wife had their hearts set on a Scienotology wedding (because isn't it every girl's dream to be offered "a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat" in her vows?), which isn't recognized in Italy. However - conveniently - when questions arose about this their rep clarified:
"As is customary for couples marrying outside of the United States, Cruise and Holmes officialized their marriage in Los Angeles prior to their departure for Italy."
(Sidebar: Not really. Destination weddings, especially in Italy, can be as legal as if they occurred in Anywhere, U.S.A. All it takes is getting a wedding license in the country of choice.)
Well, phew! I feel better! I'd hate to think I was snowed on the wedding of the year...no, make that the decade...or is that the century?
In other noteworthy news, Giorgio Armani couldn't wait to talk to the press about all the sewin' and stitchin' he did (seriously, did he even stay for cake?):
"Katie wanted a simple, elegant dress that was rich in material with a slim silhouette," he says. "I couldn't have been more in agreement. I wanted to make it modern but at the same time, complement the sweetness and energy she conveys."
What she ended up with was an off-the-shoulder gown with an ivory train adorned in Valenciennes lace and Swarovski beaded crystal embroidery. She also had an ivory tulle floor-length veil and ivory silk shoes.
For the groom, Armani outfitted him with a navy blue tuxedo from the Giorgio Armani Hand Made to Measure collection. The jacket label read, "Giorgio Armani for Tom Cruise."
Interestingly enough, Armani also outfitted Momma Holmes, Momma Cruise, and one each of Tom and Katie's (or is it Kate's now?) sisters. It should be noted they each have three female siblings, begging the question: did the others have to shop at Filene's Basement (note: no mention of these siblings even being there could be found in any of the official press releases)?
As to the vaunted A-list guest list?
Well, it was decidedly underwhelming: Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy, Victoria Beckham, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, and Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy.
So, it's done - allegedly.
After sealing their wedded bliss with a "never-ending kiss" that had guests yelling "Stop! Stop!" (seriously, stop; overcompensation is such an ugly word.) the couple jetted off to a secret honeymoon location, that they immediately released to the press--the island of Maldives (but I'm sure no one will bother them...).
Now on to the important stuff: Who wants to start the divorce pool?
- Charise
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