May 09, 2008

Burma + Kardashians + Tragedy = Wacky Hijinks

Kimkardashian_3 The celebrities have been out in force making PSAs for the situation in Burma, which is the new cause du jour. I say, good on them. If you're going to have people paying excessive amounts of attention to you for no good reason, you might as well say something relevant once and a while. Of course, with something like this, you know someone is going to have to get in there and spray the whole thing down with some stupid and that's where we can count on the Kardashians.

I'm not sure what my favorite part of this is; the way Kim keeps checking out her ass, her inability to deliver any of her lines convincingly except "what's a thesis," or the cute, peppy music. The fans on her site are all up in arms about Kim's "comic" PSA, calling it tacky and inappropriate. When 13-year olds are calling you inappropriate, it's probably time to get out of the PSA business.

April 11, 2008

Khloe Kardashian Dresses Up As An Orange

My news sources tell me that Khloe Kardashian wore this dress to a party for Kritik the clothing line - apparently not related to her, despite the multiple k's in the name - and to the premiere of National Lampoon's new movie "One, Two, Many." They neglect to point out that she also wore it on stage in her remedial high school production of "California Produce: A Celebration In Song."

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January 02, 2008

New Year's Resolutions For Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson, And More

Kim Kardashian has resolved to wear more animal prints and keep her boobs squeezed into uncomfortable positions whenever there's a camera around. Oh, and to more consistently outdo her sisters at everything related to "Keeping Up With The Kardashians."

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November 01, 2007

Kim Kardashian Is Not A Slut

She's tired of being regarded as a slut, just because she's hot and flirty and shakes that badonkadonk around. She's got a great body and there's nothing wrong with showing it off in Playboy. It's a sophisticated men's magazine, and plenty of respectable women have posed for arty, classy nudes.

You can tell it's "classy" because she's got pearls on. That's the definition of classy in a porno shoot.

Oh hell, you don't want my opinion about it, do you? You just want the leaked pictures. Head over to Crazy Days And Nights, they've got 'em.

October 29, 2007

To Paraphrase Sarah Silverman

KimkardashianI feel kind of bad ripping off Sarah Silverman, but not that bad. Hey, look: Kim Kardashian just turned 27 this weekend, and she's already accomplished everything she's going to accomplish in her life.

August 24, 2007

Friday 7

Twisted In Oz - Agent Bedhead

Big Trouble For Winehouse - Celebrity Smack!

Cavemen Flip Out - Wizbang Pop!

Hayden Signs A Record Deal - Right Celeb

Lindsay Covers It - Cityrag

Kirsten Dunst Gets Robbed - Celebitchy

Kim Kardashian: Poolside In King Mag - Pop On The Pop

August 15, 2007

Lopez Is Tops When It Comes To Bottoms

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- Licensed photo provided to GG by PR Photos.

Who has the best butt in Hollywood Land? According to In Touch, it's Jennifer Lopez!

1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Beyonce Knowles
3. Jessica Biel
4. Kim Kardashian
5. Tyra Banks
6. Halle Berry
7. Fergie
8. Cameron Diaz
9. Mariah Carey
10. Eva Longoria

Afternoon 7

Mandy Moore & John Mayer Hooking Up? - Hollyscoop

Something About Michael Vick, Pitbulls and uh...Iranian Missiles? - DListed

First Pics of Lindsay in Utah - TMZ

Lisa Marie & Elvis Make Sweet Music Together - Celebrity Smack

The Spears Trainwreck Keeps On Rollin' - Hollywood Offender

Idol: The Musical Closed After Only One Performance in NYC - Agent Bedhead

Quote Of The Day - Pop on the Pop

August 14, 2007

Morning 7

Angelina Jolie & Jenny Shimizu Still Hook Up - Holy Moly!

Free Joe! - Agent Bedhead

Harpoon? Speargun? - Gabsmash

Salma Hayek Wedding Trifecta - Celebitchy

More Adoptions On Angelina's Agenda - Queen of Snark

Has Paris Really Changed? - Evil Beat

Oh No Wait...Winehouse IS In Rehab. Maybe. Do We Care? - Pop On The Pop

August 01, 2007

Ladies Go Red At INSPI(RED) Event

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My favorite "American Idol" reject, Sabrina Sloan attended The Inspi(Red) Event at Mood on Tuesday. The event was held to promote Bono's charitable organization.

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More ladies (and gents) in red - including Kim Kardashian and Mel B. with new boyfriend Stephen Belafonte after the jump...

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