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Hugh Hefner Trying For A Kid: Is This The Creepiest Thing You'll See Today?

Hugh Hefner is trying for a baby with one of his two much-younger pneumatic girlfriends. Assuming they're successful, their child is likely to inherit a pornographic empire some time before turning ten.

But is that the creepiest, saddest thing you're going to see today? Not if you click on What I Killed Today, the tender but profoundly depressing blog of a veterinary technician who eulogizes every animal she has to euthanize.

Jennifer Aniston Stole Kim Cattrall's Boyfriend!

OK, not really. But rumor has it that Jennifer Aniston is now dating Jason Lewis, who played the almost comically hot boyfriend of Cattral's character Samantha on "Sex And The City." Yeah, the guy who posed naked with only a bottle of Absolut hiding his junk.

I gotta say, it makes me so jealous that some guys look that good. It's just not fair! Who the hell took a cartoon of Prince Charming and brought him to life?

His existence makes the rest of us schlubby guys who never work out or bathe or leave the basement look bad.

I hope he ages poorly.

Hook-Up Round-Up: Who's Doing Whom, And Who's Not...

New Hookups:
Lance Armstrong, in his pre-superstar days, was known as "Fed-Ex" because he could "absolutely positively get some every night."  With a couple failed marriages and a recent breakup from girlfriend Tory Burch behind him, Lance looks to be out on the prowl again. The latest rumor, courtesy of iVillage, is that he's doing Ashley Olsen, fifteen years his junior. Dirty old man!

The NY Daily News says Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson are a new item, and that Diddy is hooking up with a Danish model named May Andersen.

I can't be bothered to remember who Brody Jenner ("The Hills") is dating, but I'm going to guess whoever he gets with has to play mom, if what Page Six says is true.

Old Hookups:
Tom and Katie are said to be planning to have a new baby. OK! does not report on the conspiracy theorist debates as to whether the Cruise children are the result of biological reproduction, adoption, robot animatronics, or alien invasion, but I know it's out there.

Not Hookups:
Pierce Brosnan punched some dude and had charges filed, but it turned out not to be a lover's quarrel, just a photographer-punching, so we can let that drop.

Trent Reznor and Saul Williams are collaborating intensely, says NY Magazine. But it's not a romantic collaboration, just musical. Not that there's anything wrong with a sexual collaboration between two deeply twisted artists. It's just not happening.

Not getting any? Maybe you should take some advice from Miss Piggy.

Hot Celebrity Hook-Up: Chlamydia And Britney

I swore I wouldn't do another Britney Spears post today, but this isn't really about Britney Spears. It's just about some girl named Britney who's at a bar when she's accosted by Chlamydia. I can't vouch for the reliability of the service, and the phone number 1-800-AIDS-NOW makes me think it's not the most reputable provider of health counseling services, but they've got the right message: get tested!

They've got a whole contest set up where you can vote for your favorite sleazy-STD ad. I encourage everyone out sleeping around in Hollywood to attend.

Josh Harnett And Rihanna, Sitting In A Tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Note To Winona Ryder: Christian Slater Has A Crush On You

Reportedly, Christian Slater has been quoted has saying he's still in love with Winona Ryder:

"We don't speak on a regular basis, but I love her. I've never gotten over the crush I had on her then. She is still the woman of my dreams."

The couple, who co-starred in the film, "Heathers," back in 1989 are both single, so what's the hold up?  Slater divorced wife Ryan Haddon in 2006 and Ryder has never been married, so I say a first date is long overdue.

Amy Fisher & Joey Buttafuoco To Hook Up In The Big Apple

You know how you read something in a magazine, hear it on the radio or TV and it's so outlandish and unbelievable that you find yourself shaking your head and wondering aloud where people come up with such wild stories? 

Yeah?  Me, too. 

And although I've been writing entertainment news for years and had a paid job doing research on nearly everything from celebrity bra sizes to entertainment urban legends, you'd think nothing - and I mean nothing - would phase me. After awhile you learn that in the world of entertainment and celebrity, anything goes.  But I have to admit, I was humoring myself over the latest Joey Buttafuoco/Amy Fisher rumor that the two were about to kiss and more than make-up. 

When I first read the story in Globe, I laughed out loud and thought, "There's no way in hell this could ever be true."

I could be wrong.

For those of you who don't know, back in 1992, Amy Fisher (also known then as the "Long Island Lolita") was just 17 when she was having a torrid affair with the then married, much older gear head, Joey Buttafuoco.  Depending on whose story you believe, either Joey got a gun, gave it to Fisher and convinced her to off his wife, or Amy got the gun herself and did it of her own conviction. Either way, Joey's wife Mary Joe was blasted in the face when Amy walked up to the front door of the Buttafuoco home, rang the bell and when Mary Joe answered, shots rang out.  Half of Mary Joe's face was nearly blown off, yet amazingly she survived to tell the tale.

Fisher was charged with various counts, including attempted murder, but plead guilty to one count of aggravated assault.  In December of 1992, she was sentenced to 5 to 15 years in prison at the Albion Correctional Facility in New York. As for Joey, there was the little matter of a signed hotel receipt which was dated only a matter of days before Fisher's 17th birthday.  Joey Buttafuoco was charged with raping Fisher and was convicted in October 1993, serving only four months in jail.

Rose McGowan & Robert Rodriguez Couple Up

Rose McGowan is reportedly the other woman behind "Grind House" director Robert Rodriguez's split from his wife of 16 years, Elizabeth Avellan, and the cause behind the film's one-month production sabbatical.

According to Variety, the affair started on the set of the film last year, on which Avellan served as a co-producer, and when she discovered his rendezvous with the pale-skinned, raven-haired star, "production had to shut down for a month while (Rodriguez) recovered" from the break-up.

The two weren't shy about their illicit romance though once production resumed. According to a source:

"It was the worst-kept secret on the set. They were going off to his trailer, having meals together. Rose thought some of the crew were treating her differently, and the attitude was, like, well what do you expect when you're (bleeping) the director?"

While still going strong a year later, the couple has adopted a more clandestine approach to their relationship in public.

"They arrived in the same limo for the L.A. premiere, but they got out separately several minutes apart to avoid being seen together."

Meanwhile, Rodriguez and Avellan plan on sharing custody of their five children, sons Rebel, Rocket, Rogue and Racer and daughter Rhiannon, and will maintain their professional relationship too as partners in Troublemaker Studios.

Related:

"Grind House" Premiere Picture Post

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Linsday & James Blunt Hook Up

So it is true.

Petra Nemcova and James Blunt have gone their separate ways after one year of dating, leaving him free to cavort with Lindsay Lohan.

Says a source: "They split in February. It's very amicable."

The two haven't been seen together since the Oscars and since then the singer has been seen clubbing with Lohan.

According to a witness: "Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking."

Maybe he was telling her she's beautiful?

Meanwhile, Linz's timing is just impecccable: "I'm dating. I'm really happy and I'm having fun."

She declined to specify who that special someone may be, so it must be James, right? Or maybe another rehabbed star, Robbie Williams. She was seen with him at Les Deux last night.

Stick with James, babe, you and Robbie would be a totally cracked out relationship.

Couple Watch: Dave Annable & Kate Walsh

Dave Annable certainly likes dipping his pen in the company ink.

Two months after rumors swirled about a romance with his "Brothers & Sisters" co-star and on-screen mother Sally Field, Annable has moved onto another older - but younger - woman, "Grey's Anatomy"'s Kate Walsh.

While he shaved off approximately twenty years with the new hook-up, the 27-year-old is still a dozen years Walsh's junior, but it's not like either of them mind.

The two were spotted kissing and holding hands at an Amy Winehouse concert in Los Angeles last week. They made it a real PDA-fest when the redhead sat in his lap for a while.

This isn't the first time they were speculated as being more than friends. If they're trying to keep their budding relationship on the D-L, they're not doing a very good job. They've been seen kissing and "making out" at parties throughout the month - after Annable denied last month that he was dating Field or anyone else for that matter.

Right.

Check out more photos here.  These two are so totally having eye sex.