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SANLU: Say "I Do" In An Igloo

Welcome to the first edition of "SANLU" or "Stars Are Not Like Us," those little items dedicated to reminding us that while most stars were regular people once (you know, except Paris Hilton), now they mostly live on another planet.

Starring in the first edition of Stars Are Not Like Us, Seal and Heidi Klum! In a recent interview with Marie Claire, Heidi Klum described her baby daddy's 2004 marriage proposal:

“[Seal] took me by helicopter,” the Project Runway host, 34, tells Marie Claire’s June issue about their December 2004 vacation to the Canadian Rockies. “He had an igloo built there, and they’d brought up everything: a bed with sheets inside the igloo, rose petals everywhere, candles. Very, very romantic!”

Let me repeat that in case you missed it. An Igloo. Igloo. Built for the purpose. He had an igloo built so that he could propose. Just goes to show that all those guys who took their girlfriend to the spot where they met, or the top of the Eiffel Tower, or whatever are just chumps. You're not a real romantic until you have a structure hewn from ice designed just for the occasion.

Also, please insert any "clubbing baby seals" jokes here.

Via Celebitchy.

Seal Makes A Single Mistake

Heidi Klum's uber-hot mancandy ranted at photogs the other day, accusing them of being "scum" and "cockroaches" and "ruining people's lives." Yes, paparazzi are scum, but the lives they ruin aren't those of real people. You see, celebrities are objects that people create out of nothing but fantasy, filmstock, and Photoshop. They don't count as fully human, so it's OK to do whatever we want to them.

Heidi Klum Boobs Yeah, We Get It

Everybody (and by "everybody" I mean IDLYITW and a couple other blogs) is all over this video of Heidi Klum advertising for breasts and breast equipment. We get it, you've got a great set. We're all jealous.

Please, please, stop. Your very existence depresses me. Now I've got to go and get lipo and implants to keep up.

Heidi Klum's Lady Bits Are Named Hans & Franz

-Licensed photos provided by Picture Perfect

The supermodel's ample bosom is better known as "Hans" and "Franz," names she bestowed upon them at the start of her career more than a decade ago.

"They've been an ongoing joke for, like, 12 years. It started because I was from Germany and people always make fun of 'ze' Germans, yah So when I began modeling I used to say, 'These are German breasts, one is called Hans and one is called Franz.'"

Thoughts on which is which?

More photos of Heidi hosting "Germany's Next Top Model":