Is there anything I can say that will make this photo of Julianne Moore funnier than it already is? It seems like there's a really inappropriate joke about roosters (and other names for them) that's just begging to be made, but I can't do anything but stare at this picture and giggle.
Via Ayyyy.
Okay, Cate Blanchett being gorgeous isn't exactly news, but this picture of her from the Cannes film festival is really stunning. I think I like it a little extra because her dress looks like something Christian, my bitchy gay pixie from Project Runway would design. Wait... looks exactly like something he would design.
Here's Cate:
And Here's Christian's creation:
Cate's just a high, victorian neckline away from being a vision of Christianosity. I love it!
I understand she's a style icon, and I accept there are certain things I will never understand about fashion, but seriously now. Seriously. What the hell is that on Sarah Jessica's head? She looks like an extra from the Disney on Ice version of Pocahontas, she's the spirit of the acorn or something. Is it a weird, post-modern joke? Is this some kind of Emperor's New Clothes thing? Someone needs to tell me why a person would mount that on their head, stat.
Via Just Jared.
There is very little more wonderful than this backhanded semi-apology from Christian Siriano, the tiny bitchy pixie of "Project Runway" fame. Apparently Ferocia Coutura herself was a little bit... dismissive of Heidi and Lauren's clothing collections, and he took a moment with MTV to explain himself and almost, sort-of apologize. Never have the words "jersey tube dress" been uttered with such disdain.
If I had millions of dollars, I'd hire Christian. Partially to make my clothes, but mostly to hang out with me and make fun of everything he saw. Admit it, you'd do it too. Won't someone give him his own show or something?
It seems unfair that Miami gets a fashion week. They have swank cocktails, beautiful beaches, fancy cars, and mountains of cocaine. Do they really need fashion and art as well? Couldn't they just leave fashion to places like New York, as a compensation for having to endure winter?
Besides, it's not like Miami even requires much in the way of clothing. Daytime is all bathing suits and evening is all sparkles and four-hundred-dollar jeans.
Nonetheless, stars and fashion are all over Miami this week. At left, Latin-rock sensation Alejandra Alberti appeared at the week's closing show, the Miami Moda Awards - yes, basically a celebration of Miami Fashion Week.
She's beautiful and she's got a great voice and a wonderful dress. Like I said, it just seems unfair.
Say what you will about Yoko Ono's art and personal relationships, but not every 75-year-old woman can get away with wearing a patent-pleather jacket the way she does.
And the fedora! I so want to hang out with her.
Kenneth Cole had an AIDS-awareness party this week and brought in two actors named Aaron to help celebrate. Also Audrina Patridge, but haven't we seen enough pictures of her? No? OK, one more picture of her, too. Ladies And Gentlemen, Presenting: One More Picture Of Audrina Patridge And Her Fabulous Breasts!
Below her, at left, meet Aaron Yoo. Aaron has been in "Disturbia" and "21." At right, you'll find Aaron Hill, who plays The Beaver in "Greek," ABC Family's college-life drama. OK, I'm just way too amused by actors with similar names. Sorry.
I don't know quite who Victoria Hart is but she's terribly clever to have hit upon the idea of dressing up as a lollipop for London's restaurant week celebrations.
I suppose her pals all came along with her dressed as different foods or courses: Someone in orange to represent carrots, say.
Who got stuck dressing as foie gras? And is that the equivalent of having to represent a tree in the elementary school play?
In the 1930s, they thought fashion would be awesome by now. It's not. Why?
Yes, the accent is tricky, but even accounting for that, she sounds as though the techs have run her microphone through an effects box labeled "Ozzy Osbourne after a faceful of Botox and a mouthful of pills."
