Dennis Farina tries to bring a gun on a plane. He's mobbed up, right? - LA Times
Are Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson engaged? Is this good for his mental health? - Dlisted
Dear Amy Winehouse, I am sending you a delicious sandwich. Please eat it. - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
David Archuleta's dad is too annoying for reality TV producers to handle. Let that sink in. - TV Squad
You missed Snoop Dogg on "One Life To Live." There's no reason to keep living at this point. - BWE
After being thrown in the clink for a harrowing eight hours, Amy Winehouse has been released from jail.
"She has been bailed to return on a date in May," a Scotland Yard spokesman tells PEOPLE. He declined to specify exactly when that date would be "pending further police enquiries."
Winehouse had gone to see law officers voluntarily at around 1 p.m.
The troubled singer, 24, sat down with detectives after police obtained a video which allegedly showed her taking narcotics.
Can you imagine the conversation? I mean, seriously, what sort of clever police work did they have to do in order to figure out that Amy was high?
Cop: Alright, Miss. Do you understand why you're here?
Amy: Is this the line for the DMV? I have to pay a parkin' tickaaaaaa.
Cop: No, miss. We want to talk to you about your drug use.
Amy: Hold on, I'm getting a call from my mayonnaise.
Cop: Miss? Miss? Guys, we're not getting anywhere with this.
Amy: Doo be doo be doo! Mayo! What's the haps?
People Magazine says Lindsay Lohan is drinking again, and The List says Amy Winehouse's husband Blake, currently in prison, has been trading nude pictures of Amy for heroin.
Sir Bob Geldof and the UK tabloids are worried that Geldof's 17-year-old daughter Pixie has started hanging out with a bad crowd. They say she went to a party where Amy Winehouse was also in attendance, which means drugs were in attendance.
Relax, Bob. If anything's going to keep your kid off blow, it'll be the sight of Winehouse "kneeling on the floor of a bog and snorting drugs."
Word in the UK gossip circuit is that Amy knows her looks are going to hell because of the drugs, but can't seem to give them up.
Winehouse may be losing her looks and possibly her singing career, but at least she's got a promising future as a "scared straight" lecturer.
Dirty dice games and drinking for Amy Winehouse and a bunch of pals, most notably Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, a former UK "Big Brother" contestant. "They'll hook up again," say anonymous hangers-on, blabbing to the Daily Mail.
Why are boxers always in trouble with the law? Is it because they're so used to punching people all the time? Scots boxer Scott Harrison's (left) latest legal troubles are dragging on and on: He can't get back into the ring without settling a Spanish assault charge, but the judge on the case just came down with the flu. Oddly, Scott still looks like he's getting punched a lot. Maybe it's just emotional low blows, but whatever it is, he just looks busted. I guess that happens when it's your job to get hit in the face repeatedly.
Mom doesn't like you hanging out with junkies. No shit. What a hardass. Sure, it's gotta be a hard thing to take coming from someone who married Mr. Pillz but she definitely knows what she's talking about.
Amy Winehouse's music is about to get even more emotionally raw, say insiders: Instead of being about heartbreak and drug abuse, the next album is all about hopelessness and death. Meanwhile, her mom's MS has kept her from helping as much as she'd like, so it's really up to cabdriver Mitch to keep his daughter from overdose. No pressure, dude.
Breaking: Us Magazine says that despite this morning's rumors, Amy Winehouse isn't going back to rehab. Oh, for crying out loud. Here's a picture of Amy before her face got all screwed up with that impetigo or horrible self-harming or meth injections directly to the face or whatever it is she's been doing.
It's kind of hard to see against a black background, but Beth Ditto has her hair done up in an enormous rat's nest like Amy Winehouse does. Only Beth's hair is lustrous and shiny. A shiny coat is a good sign of a healthy well-groomed mammal. Just a thought, kids.
D-Listed has a lovely story about her swollen face for you. Shudder.
