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I was mean about Madonna earlier today, but after watching this interview from the "Today" show, I almost regret making fun of the way she looks. Yes, she's in that weirdo Kabballah thing, and she looks like the walking dead, and so forth. But she's not totally without merit. She's nice to orphans, which is a plus. Unless she's indoctrinating them into the Kabballah cult, which would just be crazy. I'm not clear on that one.
Lauren Conrad might or might not know it, but she's running out of time. The LA Times actually published an open letter saying she needs to get over herself, because everyone else already has.
You get fifteen minutes. Fourteen are up. Byeee!
Seriously. When staying in monkey-rich locales, be aware that monkeys can get cheeky and steal things. Shiny things. Designer clothes. Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson learned it the hard way. Don't be a victim of monkey theft!
After his loitering/drug-possession arrest, CNN anchor Richard Quest is heading to rehab. Well, there's an expected outcome. Poor guy. Tina is such a bitch!
Frankly, I'm glad to see Wesley Snipes get sentenced to three years. I pay my damn taxes, and he should pay his. (CNN)
OMG Bo Bice (left) is still around! He attended a "Salute To Youth" event in Vegas the other day.
Ewan McGregor will be in the "Da Vinci Code" prequel. I guess you have to pay the bills somehow. (EmpireOnline)
Julia Roberts admits to keeping chinchillas under her armpits. PETA reportedly enraged. (FemaleFirst)
Amy Winehouse's latest outrage: Headbutting some dude, walking into a lamp post. (People)
Madonna's over at the Tribeca film festival this week. She's looking less and less human every day, although to her credit, it's taken her years to get to the point of looking like a wax statue, while many of her 80s-pop contemporaries (ahem, MJ) did it much, much faster. Still: A little too much botie between the eyes, eh?
While Rumer shills for Wal*Mart, Bruce Willis and his girlfriend were in Boston, and the Boston blogosphere is all abuzz. Bruce sightings at the public garden!
MSNBC.com says they're "putting the whole couch incident in the past" but I will NOT forget the couch! Tom Cruise is a couch-jumper! He's reputed to be secretly gay! He hates shrinks!
And he's going to return to "Oprah" for the first time since that famed couch-jumping incident, during this May's sweeps week - coincidentally the 25th anniversary of his "Risky Business" breakthrough.
All the stars were all gaga over Pinkberry, the pricey yogurty treat advertised as natural and tasting like a clean spoonful of delicious. Turns out it's not all that natural. In fact, it's not even all that yogurty. For awhile, it didn't even have enough live yogurt cultures to qualify as frozen yogurt under California law. It's more of a reconstituted powdered yogurt-based frozen snack fortified with maltodextrin and guar gum.
Still tasty, though.
Suri Cruise's birthday cost $100,000. Tom Cruise is losing money hand over fist. A hundred grand here, a hundred grand there. United Artists is teetering on the brink. "Lions For Lambs" flopped and "Valkyrie" is in trouble. The Scientology treatments can't be cheap, either, and you know Katie's got to be expensive to maintain.
Will Tom end up as the next MC Hammer?
