You Missed Your Chance To Buy Pam Anderson's Undies

If there is a motto for Pamela Anderson's career, it has to be "why be classy, when being tacky will get you so much more press?" Somehow, she approaches trashiness with a certain panache that your younger, stupider stars have never really managed. Take note, BritBrit, you may be willing to shave your head to get a little ink, but I bet you never had the big brass balls necessary to sell your used undies at a garage sale.

The former "Baywatch" boobies and the woman they're attached to had a garage sale this weekend; among the treasures available to fans were a golf cart, several chocolate fondue fountains, a hot pink butt-blaster exercise machine and yes, some indelicate delicates. It's hard to imagine the kind of person who would buy Pamela Anderson's used panties, but I think it's safe to say they're probably housed in a shrine or adorning the ass of a RealDoll as we speak.

If you missed the fun, don't worry, the camera crew for her reality TV show was on hand, so I'm guessing you'll be able to catch Pam, the fans and the illustrious undies on TV eventually.

Via Hollywood Rag.