Matt Damon Is Not A 70s Porn Star

No matter how much this mustache makes him look like one. Yikes.

You know, women get a million miles of press when they ugly it up for a film, I think we have to give Matt some credit here. It takes a strong man to wear a haircut/glasses/mustache combination this aggressively ugly. And with the plaid shirt and cardigan, too! They've taken a pretty boy and turned him into the dad from "Malcolm in the Middle."

This is not a good look for our little Matty. Let's see if Sarah Silverman is willing to F%$# him now.

Via ONTD.