Give Your Child A Jumpstart In The Hoochie Race

Why, Beyonce, Why? We understand that you're ho-tackular, and that's fine with us - believe me, it's more than fine - we like you as tacky and slutty as all get out, we do. We've accepted that it's gotten to the point where we can no longer believe what 12-year olds are wearing in the race to emulate you and people like you, but can you keep your hands off the pre-schoolers at least?

Please, take a gander at this ad for House of Dereon:

And you thought pageant babies were creepy, right? What is up with this? Who thinks it's a good idea to dress their child this way? When I was six my fanciest shoes were a pair of patent leather mary janes, not bright red pumps with a three-inch heel.

I'm sure any of my readers who happen to be parents are the kind of tasteful, sane human beings who would never dress their kid like this, but if you happen to know anyone who might be this kind of superultramegatacky, please allow me to intervene on your behalf. I will personally bitchslap anyone who dresses their kid like this, and then I will buy that kid some OshKosh.

Via PopGumbo.

Comments

[Harmonika]

Oh, Goodie.

Skanks in training.