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May 08, 2008

Amy Winehouse Arrested; Released, Rinse, Repeat

Amywinehouse After being thrown in the clink for a harrowing eight hours, Amy Winehouse has been released from jail.

"She has been bailed to return on a date in May," a Scotland Yard spokesman tells PEOPLE. He declined to specify exactly when that date would be "pending further police enquiries."

Winehouse had gone to see law officers voluntarily at around 1 p.m.

The troubled singer, 24, sat down with detectives after police obtained a video which allegedly showed her taking narcotics.

Can you imagine the conversation? I mean, seriously, what sort of clever police work did they have to do in order to figure out that Amy was high?

Cop: Alright, Miss. Do you understand why you're here?

Amy: Is this the line for the DMV? I have to pay a parkin' tickaaaaaa.

Cop: No, miss. We want to talk to you about your drug use.

Amy: Hold on, I'm getting a call from my mayonnaise.

Cop: Miss? Miss? Guys, we're not getting anywhere with this.

Amy: Doo be doo be doo! Mayo! What's the haps?

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Oh Amy, drugs are bad, mkay?

My Gawd that Amy story was sooo funny!

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