Keith Richards: "I Snorted My Father."
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Looking for another hit, Keith Richards turned to his father's remains for assistance:
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared...It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Yeah, I'm sure it's written in your father's last will and testament that he would love to be cremated and one day encourage your substance abuse by being inhaled through your cracked out nostrils. What's next? Are you going to exhume your grandparents and see what you can salvage from their corpses?
But, wherever you are and whatever form you're in, rest in peace, Bert Richards, rest in peace.
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